The top ten reasons Barack Obama is going to be the next President of the U.S.:
1. He has more hits than the other guy when you Google him
2. He is the biggest celebrity in the world
3. He graduated from Harvard
4. He is ahead in the polls
5. He has more money to spend
6. He is taller than the other guy
7. He is more attractive than the other guy
8. His VP isn't a complete dimwit
9. He is younger than the other guy
10. Because I want him to be
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